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✍️ Original author: oyveyo
⬆️ score: 3
v/ShitpostLitterBox · by u/oyveyo
📝 Original content:
So I am courtiously posting these great ideas for his “book” so he can reflect on them when he gets his internet sorted:
@The_Old_Ones
2:59 pm oyveyo your book should have a lever you can pull to eject you into space 2:59 pm Gowithit Or Bluetooth option 3:00 pm oyveyo your book should be printed with disappearing ink 3:00 pm Gowithit Copywrite. Once your eyes pass the word it disappears. 3:00 pm Gowithit One time purchase 3:01 pm Gowithit Oh you wanted to share it to someone for free?? Tough 3:01 pm Gowithit Swipe your card in the binder to make words reappear again 3:01 pm oyveyo your book should burst into flames when you open it 3:02 pm oyveyo Hot Seller 3:02 pm Gowithit Warehouse worker best seller 3:02 pm oyveyo the Epstein files will be release long befire 3:02 pm oyveyo before this book 3:03 pm Gowithit The Epstein files is one page with one word on it 3:03 pm Gowithit EVERYONE 3:03 pm oyveyo make your book scratch-n-sniff 3:04 pm oyveyo your book should have all the pages glued together 3:04 pm Gowithit I’m coming up with real ideas and your are just nonsense 3:04 pm Gowithit Be constructive 3:05 pm oyveyo the book should come in peices, and you have to assemble it 3:05 pm the_old_ones I don’t know what the fuck Gow is on about either. 3:05 pm Gowithit Oh at the end when the spy is revealed in book two make the page that shiny reflective paper 3:05 pm Gowithit You were the spy the entire time 3:05 pm the_old_ones I think she’s smelling burning toast. 3:06 pm Gowithit Thats your book 3:06 pm oyveyo your book should have a hollowed out space in the middle for your other book 3:06 pm the_old_ones No, you’re smoking crack right now. 3:07 pm oyveyo your book should come with a free crackpipe 3:07 pm oyveyo bestseller 3:07 pm oyveyo your book should double as a raincoat 3:08 pm Gowithit Carrying it is protection enough 3:08 pm oyveyo when you tear a page out of your book, two more should grow back 3:09 pm Gowithit Oyveyo plucks his grays 3:09 pm the_old_ones Gow
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