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✍️ Original author: SteppingRazor

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v/TellTalk · by u/SteppingRazor

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I’m still giddy, it was so much fun. Went to a beer festival, and my wife had a designated driver ticket, so she wasn’t drinking. She knitted while I was having my fun. I checked on her throughout the day, and she was sitting in the shade with a bunch of people that were cool, I even talked to this guy earlier about Oregon and we hit it off. We had multiple friends sitting with her. Long story short, when it ended I went to where she was sitting, and for some reason one of the old dudes make a joke about how he was trying to get into her panties while I was gone. He was probably drunk. This dude was married and his wife was right there. I snapped and grabbed him by the throat and pushed him up against the fence, very forcefully. Him and his wife freaked out, I was on him instantly. The cops were right there, and when I told them what he said they pretty much took my side. I stopped when they came and said all is good, but he learned his lesson in a big way. If those cops weren’t there I would have pummeled his face. Good thing for him they were there. It was the most fun I’ve had in many years. Can’t wait to go back next year.

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