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✍️ Original author: labreatarpit

⬆️ score: 9

v/Jokes · by u/labreatarpit

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An excited Sal_180 goes into a bar, promptly seats himself and immediately orders seven shots of Jägermeister.

“Seven shots of Jägermeister?!!”Exclaimed the the surprised bartender. “What’s the occasion?”

“I’m celebrating my first blow-job.” Replied Sal_180 beaming with obvious pride.

“Hey that’s great!” Said the bartender. “Here young man, let me get you another one on the house.”

“No thanks.” Exclaimed Sal_180 with a dismissive wave. “If seven shots of Jägermeister won’t get that taste out of mouth, nothing will!”

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