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✍️ Original author: MaryXmas

⬆️ score: 18

v/Rants · by u/MaryXmas

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My lawn is 6 inches long, bushier than your mom’s pussy and grows back like an animal. If your lawn is like a golf course, it tells me you don’t have better things to spend your time on. Especially in October!!

Bill across the way has a nice lawn but he is retired and doesn’t make a fuss about it. Bill just doesn’t like dandelions. The other guy near me spends every day on his mower, like a fucking wheelchair for the yard. It’s retarded, his lawn has no grass left, and his house looks like shit. Get a job.

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