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✍️ Original author: Zyklonbeekeeper

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v/HDLunited · by u/Zyklonbeekeeper

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…wouldn’t you know it, my signal man is a purplish black Nigerian who’s been genetically modified with Congolese, Somali and Ashkanazi DNA.

DUMBER THAN SHIT BUT KNOWS EVERYTHING.

Just another subsidized mutant with a doctor’s degree in physics and biometrics with an interest in aeronautics and race proliferation who’s currently on the lamb for court ordered child support from 18 different women…but none of them jewish.

Turns out he’s working under me because he wanted to experience the feel of a " steel toe work boot" at least once in his life…but nobody told him that both feet require work boots and that the Adidas running shoe “should” be replaced with “a” work boot of some type.

Then management comes up to me and told me that “he’s a dumb fuck, pay no attention to him”. They asked if I could perform the operation without him touching anything because he’s a “disaster at everything”, within an hr I had everything set up to where I eliminated the need for him. Given I’m using a “rounds grapple” to load out the 15ton stainless steel rolls and not regular slings or chokers I can fully manipulate the positioning and placement, pick and release by way of pre-set computer aid. This takes into account my max extended boom length/height and operational radius, given the audio settings of parameters I could literally do this singlehandedly and blindfolded without the African mud monkey who’s being hunted for child support…and rumors are that the W.H.O. wants to test him for ebola and tzee fly infection, but he’s here working with us and he loves it when he’s thrown a banana or a severed limb.

Seriously though, I’m just kidding about the banana thing, but when I asked management what this was all about I was told that it’s all part of the deal between the “new” Italian mill owners and the Kanastan government. In order to bypass the acquisition stipulations such as engineering updates on mill structure and addressing environmental issues, and to secure the taxpa

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