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Movies:

The Gamemaster

The eponymous title refers to a middle-aged misfit from Philadelphia who has a room full of board games and RPGs, but no one to play them with. Due to his milquetoast blandness and lack of social skills, The Gray Dragon is unable to host willing participants for game night and instead struggles with the logistics of abducting wayward teens and drug addicts from the Kensington area and forcing them to participate in his pathetic recreational outlets. An unforeseen injury and its resultant police encounter threaten to spoil his current campaign.

The Man Who Couldn’t Make Friends

Dangus is a 30-something year old man whose every waking moment is spent trolling in chatrooms. While almost no one is able to type on a computer 21 hours a day, Dangus is able to manage it quite regularly—all the while picking fights with and purposefully alienating every single person he contacts online. This story follows him as he seeks counseling to help overcome decades of socially maladaptive behaviors and patterns that have become his unfortunate calling card. Mike Thompson of the Chicago Sun Times playfully referred to this film as: “Churl, Interrupted.”

It’s Not Gay If Nobody Sees It

A petty and jealous man finally realizes how his sassiness is a projection of his preferences and thus begins to carefully act on those impulses. While clandestinely navigating the gay scenes of 3 different states, the aftermath of a night of power bottoming will have his well-guarded secrets revealed in a most untimely manner. How will Bushchuck be able to embrace his identity and be the unrepentant gaper he has always wanted to be?

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